BREAKING: Trump’s vengeful case against James Comey implodes with a MIND-BLOWING admission from his beauty pageant prosecutor.

The wheels are officially coming off Donald Trump’s retribution machine — and this week, his hand-picked prosecutor delivered a meltdown so spectacular it should be taught in law schools under the chapter titled: How To Accidentally Nuke Your Own Case in Under 60 Seconds.

In a courtroom development that observers described as “gobsmacking,” Lindsey Halligan — Trump’s interim U.S. attorney installed to prosecute former FBI Director James Comey — admitted under oath that the grand jury never actually saw the indictment she marched into court and announced to the world.

Let’s pause to absorb that: the centerpiece indictment of Trump’s petty vendetta operation was never voted on by the full grand jury. Not once. Not ever.

This wasn’t a procedural hiccup. This was legal malpractice on the level of accidentally setting your own briefcase on fire in front of the judge — except worse, because it may have just blown up the entire case.

As one legal expert put it bluntly: “There is no indictment.” As another put it even more bluntly: “Unreal incompetence.”

Things only spiraled further for Halligan. Once this revelation hit the room, witnesses say the courtroom fell into absolute silence — the kind of silence that happens when everyone simultaneously realizes the train has gone off the cliff and no one is driving.

The judge was laser-focused on one question: How can a prosecution proceed based on an indictment the grand jury never approved?

And then came the moment that will go down in history — The judge openly wondered aloud whether Halligan was “a puppet” — a stalking horse for Donald Trump sent to carry out his personal revenge crusade.

When a federal judge asks if the prosecutor is someone’s puppet, the case isn’t just in trouble — it’s already on fire and sinking beneath the waves.

But the revelations kept coming. The grand jury had actually rejected the original charges against Comey — voted them down. Hard no. And instead of going back to the drawing board, the Trump-installed team simply made up a new indictment. In secret. Without the grand jury. Without approval. Without legality. And then presented it as if everything were normal.

Even the transcript of the grand jury proceeding is missing chunks — including in the judge’s own copy. When questioned, Halligan got visibly irritated, snippy, and evasive, because of course she did — her entire operation was unraveling right in front of everyone.

This isn’t just a faceplant. It’s the collapse of the central pillar of Trump’s ongoing attempt to punish his enemies through the Justice Department. His own prosecutor admitted the case is essentially built on vapor, wishful thinking, and blind loyalty to a man who has turned incompetence into a governing philosophy.

So now we have a judge questioning whether the prosecutor is Trump’s puppet, a grand jury that never approved the indictment, missing transcripts, and a legal strategy that amounts to “Hope nobody notices.”

Spoiler alert — they noticed.

And the result is the same story we’ve seen again and again — every time Donald Trump tries to weaponize the system against his critics, it’s his own people who end up blowing themselves up.

This time, they brought down their biggest revenge case yet.